tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

Vin Diesel: Hello car seller. I am going into a race and I want your fastest cars.
Sonic the Hedgehog: My cars are too fast for you, traveller.
Vin Diesel: Car seller. I tell you I'm going into a race, and I want only your fastest cars.
Sonic the Hedgehog: You can't handle my cars! They're too fast for you.
Vin Diesel: Car seller. Listen to me. I want only your fastest cars.

keytotruth:

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

fandomsaremylifeline:

avenqcrs:

hey you

yes you

is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?

either way

youre looking great

you are going to rock this

i believe in you

youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ

best wishes, 

me

thank you.

seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

isimonito:

prozdvoices:

image

I don’t do a particularly good impression of either character, but OH WELL, DID IT ANYWAY.

This is so beautiful there is not a day I will not reblog this

crona-and-the-diamonds:

imglolz:

The adorable Canadian Marble Fox.

This is a public service announcement that this exists and it’s cute.

crona-and-the-diamonds:

imglolz:

The adorable Canadian Marble Fox.

This is a public service announcement that this exists and it’s cute.

spookersmcskelly:

Thank mr skeltal

Thank mr skeltal

spookersmcskelly:

Thank mr skeltal

Thank mr skeltal

bigfatfeminist:

pls remember that there’s no shame in taking a nude photo, but there’s a whole lot of shame in leaking someone else’s to the internet without consent

I’m somewhat sure that if you are underage it is illegal to take nude pictures of yourself