strawberrytartare:

jackryanz:

sum up the plot of bioshock in one sentence

Being polite is the #1 key to getting people to do what you want

themazerunnerrunning:

can we just take a moment

themazerunnerrunning:

can we just take a moment

ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht

once i forgot how to spell “what”
like, i wrote it down. but it looked wrong.
it was surreal

tatehorror:

Eating food with your left hand cause you need the other one for scrolling. 

jokes on you, fuckers, i’m left handed and use a mouse with my right

slimedeath:

demiflower:

being a cishet looks boring why do people do that

Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look

"gender/sexuality isn’t a choice!!!!!!"

"wow being cishet looks so boring you should be trans instead"

quiixotical:

bill:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW


[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

quiixotical:

bill:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

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[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

rainbowstripedpants:

If you’re cis, please read this before reblogging ANY genderoftheday posts

(long story short: you really shouldn’t be reblogging them)

wow

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

shslequius:

shslequius:

Nine out of ten doctors recommend going on a trip to an amusement park this weekend

The tenth doctor doesn’t want to go

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real-justice-waluigi:

Threatening to kill an entire group of people based on a trait that they can’t control is not venting.